(What Did Mom Say?)

Before Mom says yes, she'll want to know who's asking.

A name we'd know. Or don't know — but a name we'd know.
Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, or another public profile. Optional — but helpful if nobody sent you.
Show us some personality — some people built entire careers on seven seconds. You've got double that.

Give us at least one: a reference we'd recognize, or a real introduction (pitch or video) if you're new to us.